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#1 2003-10-04 17:27:17

"Bad News" Bob
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OBSERVATIONS

These can be the kind of observations that George Carlin might make or the kind of observations Billy Graham might make or anything in between.


The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.

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#2 2003-10-04 17:35:38

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Re: OBSERVATIONS

People want to say there isn't racial profiling at the airports, but let's be honest. If your first name is Muhammad, and your last name isn't Ali, arrive at the airport extra early!


The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.

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#3 2003-10-04 17:51:47

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Re: OBSERVATIONS

People who want to share their religious views with you, almost never want you to share yours with them!


The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.

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#4 2003-10-06 13:27:04

BrianK
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Re: OBSERVATIONS

no matter how tall you are - - - they always know someone taller.


"Sometimes, David beats Goliath.  No one talks, however, about how many little guys Goliath already beat into the ground. . . ." Douglas Adams

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#5 2003-10-26 01:21:22

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Re: OBSERVATIONS

Why Men Die First
This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries.......

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race.... you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do housework.....you're a pansy.

If you work too hard....there's never any time for her.
If you don't work enough....you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay....this is explotation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay....you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her....that is favoritism.
If she gets a promotion ahead of you....it's equal opportunity.

If you mention that she looks nice....it's sexual harassment
If you keep quiet about it....it's male indifference.

If you cry....you're a wimp.
If you don't cry....you're an insensitive bastard.

If you make a decision without consulting her....you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you....she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy....that's domination.
If she asks you.... it's a favor.

If you appreciate seeing the female from in frilly underwear....you're a pervert.
If you don't....you must be gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape....you're sexist.
If you don't....you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape....you're vain.
If you don't...you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers....you're up to something.
If you don't....you're not thoughtful.

If you take pride in your achievements....you're full of yourself.
If you don't....you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache....she's tired.
If you have a headache....you don't love her any more.

If you want IT too often....you're oversexed.
If you don't....there must be someone else.

MEN DIE FIRST BECAUSE THEY WANT TO.


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#6 2003-10-26 13:41:50

Xena 2000
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Re: OBSERVATIONS

my god Bob, I almost feel sorry for you men!  lol

You know if it wasn't for blinds, it'd be curtains for all of us


[size=9][font=papyrus]I can't decide if life is passing me by, or trying to run me down ...[/font][/size]

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#7 2003-10-26 14:25:34

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Re: OBSERVATIONS

Xena 2000,Oct 26 2003, 08:41 AM wrote:

my god Bob, I almost feel sorry for you men!  lol

You know if it wasn't for blinds, it'd be curtains for all of us


Women just don't understand the burdens we have to bear! I mean, we're men for crying out loud!  :blink:

Archer


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#8 2003-10-26 14:26:43

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Re: OBSERVATIONS

Also, Xena. Why does your cat keep giving me the finger?

Archer


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#9 2003-10-26 21:16:05

Xena 2000
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Re: OBSERVATIONS

Archer,Oct 26 2003, 02:26 PM wrote:

Also, Xena. Why does your cat keep giving me the finger?

Archer


Very observant Archer (and there was me thinking the pic wasn't big wnough to make that out!) big_smile


[size=9][font=papyrus]I can't decide if life is passing me by, or trying to run me down ...[/font][/size]

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#10 2003-10-30 04:55:23

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Re: OBSERVATIONS

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?


The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.

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#11 2003-10-31 02:21:06

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Re: OBSERVATIONS

"Bad News" Bob,Oct 29 2003, 11:55 PM wrote:

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

They're running a little behind. They're the ones that evolved from fish!  wink

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#12 2003-10-31 02:31:03

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Re: OBSERVATIONS

Hey here's an observation. How about all these cool animated GIFs? Xena had the first one I believe. I wanted to be cool like Xena so I put my own on. Next time I log on, everybody is doing it!  yikes Isn't this getting to be a colorful place?[size=8]

<span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>Archer[/size]</span>


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#13 2003-10-31 11:40:22

Xena 2000
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Re: OBSERVATIONS

[font=Times]Yes, I noticed that too Archer! big_smile [/font]


[size=9][font=papyrus]I can't decide if life is passing me by, or trying to run me down ...[/font][/size]

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#14 2003-11-04 05:26:26

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Re: OBSERVATIONS

Bill Clinton is getting $12 million for his memoirs. His wife, and now senator, Hillary got $8 million for hers.

That's $20 million for memories from two people who for eight years repeatedly testified, under oath, that they couldn't remember anything!


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#15 2003-11-04 18:17:55

ahab
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Re: OBSERVATIONS

No... Shaz mentioned something about leaving, but ended up not, and Rebecca did leave for a bit but fortunately changed her mind.


No wisdom here.

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#16 2003-11-04 23:26:21

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Re: OBSERVATIONS

I had the "Blue Screen of Death" for about a week but finally got my computer fixed. Sorry, but I didn't go away.  wink

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#17 2003-11-06 20:52:43

MsBoyd
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Re: OBSERVATIONS

OBSERVATION:
A broken heart hurts so bad, you wonder if you'll ever recover from it.  You never do, but eventually you move on and life hurts a little less.

sad


OBSERVATION:
Average-sized people are the only ones in the world who get any real respect.  Short people are ignored and underappreciated.  Tall people unwittingly intimidate others and at times we get treated like a tool for reaching up for things.

:angry:


OBSERVATION:
Britney Spears is all sex appeal and no talent.   J-Lo's talent is all in her ass.

tongue


OBSERVATION:
Someone here is being very cynical.  That would be me.

wink


"Don't touch me!  I don't know where you've been!" -- Basil Fawlty

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#18 2003-12-05 15:39:26

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Re: OBSERVATIONS

Weakness of attitude, becomes weakness of character! Albert Einstein


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#19 2004-01-11 06:22:38

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Re: OBSERVATIONS

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.


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#20 2004-01-11 06:26:21

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Re: OBSERVATIONS

However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results.


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#21 2004-01-13 23:32:24

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Re: OBSERVATIONS

It you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?


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#22 2004-01-13 23:35:32

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Re: OBSERVATIONS

[size=14]Virginity, can be cured![/size]


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#23 2004-01-13 23:57:43

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Re: OBSERVATIONS

If at first you don't succeed,
keep on suckin' til you do suceed.  big_smile

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#24 2004-01-15 03:13:56

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Re: OBSERVATIONS

Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?  :blink:

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#25 2004-02-03 16:46:53

allenp412
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Re: OBSERVATIONS

I'm not as think as some people dumb I am!

:blink:


I think I need a shrink....er.....need to shrink!

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